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if i learn excel can i too be a designer?

the answer is yes. you dont need college or anything past grade 10. just an I.Q. of around 30 or so and a hell of a lot of asskissing. then that makes you a head designer. who needs design theory when the answer is simple just make it loud and outline in white. who cares what watermark actually means, thats just jibberish. it needs to scream 1991 oh and outdated. also talk all day gab gab gab, annoy everyone. tell people how to do their jobs even the most obvious.
i used to be a designer until i got demoted. why? cause im not a kiss ass fucker thats why. kudos to all ya all out there who dont kiss ass and work fucking hard to get anywhere. and those who know excel and are all of a sudden design wizards…suck my balls.

happy friday!!!!!